inessarant

lately i’ve been seeing a lot of pics of girls at bball games rocking 7in heels and blazers….UM ok that’s fine. not my exact style to a sporting event but i can respect that. my qualm though at least wear the team that’s playing colors or tshirt!!!! REP THE TEAM. why are you even at the game if you don’t care who’s playing!!!!!

even the WIVES! i know this is prob. not the BEST example of what i’m talking about but even when kim k went to watch kris humphries play that bitch NEVER wore nets colors…at least rep your husbands number or somethinggggggg. shit even beyonce..bitch your husband owns part of the team- can you show some support??

let’s get it together ladies. bad enough dudes laugh at us when we are all about sports. at least show your pride for one effing team. not sure what team to rep? pick the prettiest colors. boom. done

OK i know i haven’t posted a rant in awhile. and it’s not because i am suddenly happy and on cloud 9 and nothing bothers me because trustttttttttt i am still being tormented by honda drivers and baby photos/engagement announcements on facebook.

But my fans aka 2 of my guy friends that get bored at work were becoming restless so here, i thought this topic would be a perfect start up rant

IT IS OFFICIALLY MARCH MADNESS. now- i could give a f*ckkkkkk bout college ball…i graduated..i don’t care…i mean its fun to watch it at a bar and if its your school but either way doesn’t matter. i am a “young professional” so i will root for the “professional” teams aka the knicks…and have a soft spot for the lakers oops

i went to UCONN (University of Connecticut) for my undergrad..(ha i say that like i actually am going somewhere for grad school- NOPE) anyway of course it is a huge sports school and our basketball team won last year (which i saw them at yankee stadium getting honored..which was pretty cool) so my rant is this..IF YOU DID NOT ATTEND UCONN OR IF YOU DIDN’T GO TO COLLEGE PERIOD STOP STOP STOP REPPING COLLEGE BALL/UCONN ON FB!!!!!!!

it is SOOOOOOOOOOO annoying reading status updates from individuals who never went to uconn- granted i get it CT doesn’t have a basketball team in the pros but you have the celtics or you can root for the knicks..do it. you all know about linsanity

and my favorite is people that didn’t even GO TO COLLEGE! it is crazy. my one friend from ct tried to explain to me that it doesn’t matter because to them college ball especially because its uconn it was instilled in them since they were little.listen i am from jersey and let me tell you there is no way in HELL i am rooting for rutgers anything if i didn’t go to college or ended up at uconn…VOM

what’s even funnier is that people that graduated sooo long ago from uconn still rep it hard…but that doesn’t annoy me AS much because they did go to uconn and they experienced the madness and prob. just want to relive it over and over and over again…i get it.

SO if you did not go to uconn or college STOP THAT ISH!

well. i know the majority of people are expecting me to hate and start a crazy rant how its a made up/hallmark holiday and that it is bs because you should feel loved everyday if you are in a relationship and i should loathe it because i’m single and have to watch people be all lovey and annoying…BUT i actually don’t hate it!

besides my obsession for vday candy, i think it’s sweet to send someone flowers, send a nice card, show some appreciation to your loved one!!!! ANYTHING really. it’s cute!

i am really happy for people who have someone in their lives..maybe he/she isn’t the one but at this moment..they are..and it’s cool! people get lonely and if for even one day you can not feel lonely..then HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!!

ha…i know lame/boring etc. but it is what it is…PLUS 50% off tomorrow on all vday candy ..you know i’m hitting up walgreens :-)

i am at the age where everyone i know is married or in serious relationships etc. and therefore are reproducing. MAZEL. now with that said lets get into the real issue….

so the baby pops out and its a GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome. great. so happy for you guys.

NOW-WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO PUT A HEAD BAND ON THE CHILD WITH A HUGE FLOWER ON IT?!?!?!!?!

the flower is as big as the baby!!! i think this is ridic!!!!!!

this goes hand in hand with people dressing up their pets in outfits!

this is serious child abuse..oh and the baby pics when you place them in a basket?! what?!!? ugh i know i don’t have babies and i am not sure what crazy ideas are going to come into my head but hopefully i will not do this ish…

ok people-  lets discuss how some individuals know their angles so well that when they take pics they look at least 10lbs lighter…

now…i love skinny pics..i mean who doesn’t like to look thin right?! BUT let’s not lie to everyone and please stop kidding yourself…

over the holidays i saw some people that i have not seen in awhile but we are friends on fb so i’ve been “keeping” up with them …now..on fb they look good…in person HOLY SHIT- DISASTER. like complete fat chubby humans!!!! it was so bizarre! they posted pics from the holidays as well and again those bitches know their damn angles because all the pics looked great…

i know i am straight hating right now but dude that is annoying!

oh…and while on the subject of gross humans…what about the ones that have constant status updates about working out/eating healthy but then when they are in pics look like monsters..THOSE are the best…guess its opposite day for them everyday? not sure. i mean shit..if i posted that much about the gym/eating like a rabbit-AND ACTUALLY DID WHAT I POSTED- i’d be back at my goal weight..but i don’t work out/eat junk food all the time oops…

SO friday my father was in a car accident…he’s ok, bruises, cuts, getting further testing so we’ll see.. but the car doesn’t need further testing because that thing is DONE but that’s fine…he drove a versa…its a tin can…but anyway- he was taken to the hospital from the scene..i was at the scene and shortly after trying to take my dad’s belongings from the car that was FILLED with shards of glass, i met him at the ER. -which side note this man’s car is RIDIC. PAPERS/DOCUMENTS/MONEY/CC EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!! thanksfully the troopers helped me a bit because they had gloves but shit was insane..i was trying not to cry but them handing me a few big bills mixed in with papers kept things light….one of the troopers even joked about finding heroin….nice buddy i’m sure you were voted class clown at the academy..tool!

now, i went back there to see him and there are a bunch of beds in the hallways with people laying on them….

nurses, doctors, interns, some other people in orange are just walking around. people screaming “nurse”, “doctor’ help!” and NOTHING..it was actually really annoying and sad…then i hear some nurse saying where is mr. blahblahblah, a doctor goes isn’t that dr.soandso’s patient?! ummmmmmmmmmmm wait what?! how do you retards lose patients?!?! then someone else was like “hey i thought mr.blahblahblah left?”, so the doctor was all confused and needless to say i knew i was in for an awesome long wait with pa dukes…WHO WAS ON HIS 2 CELL PHONES TRYING TO MAKE CALLS (about business) BUT THEN GRASPING FOR HIS HEAD/CHEST!!!! needless to say it was an eventful day

i finally got up and went to the “front desk” of the ER and asked the doctor what the pecking order was to get looked at…the funny thing too the nurse finally came over to check his vitals and didn’t even know what happened, why he was brought in…i don’t work in the medical field but shouldn’t the ambulance service that brings them in have all that ready for the nurse/doctor?!?!

the ER was packed!!!! and of course the hospital is in the effing ghetto so that was even more fun but its just so crazy..losing patients, so disorganized! people screaming for help and people just walking by the rooms paying no attention!!!!!!!!

PITIFUL.

sometimes ranting can get a bit annoying- weird right? ha- as i am usually ranting about the same things- like the dumbass bitch in front of me today while i was driving to work- this is why dudes think women can’t drive..some of them are legit STUPID. not sure what she had to do to get her license but i’m sure it involved a certain type of x-rated road test..aka ROAD HEAD-too much? ok anyway so i had a friend of mine, who sometimes enjoys my rants, write one up. i want to add he usually rants up a storm on his fb page; very opinionated..so here it is:

As I’m guest ranting….I’m just going to discuss some random annoying crap:

-People who use their phones as boomboxes…..Really? You can’t be bothered to put headphones on so I don’t have to hear your shitty favorite Lil Wayne song. This isn’t 1984, and while your at it stop buying jeans from the women’s section of the department store.

-The people that believe Obama is so great cause of the picture of him shaking a janitors hand……Do you people not get that that was a staged photo op? The secret service is not letting some random janitor near the leader of the free world. Also, Obama just happens to shake the guys hand right in front of a photographer and no one thinks the word “staged” comes to mid. There’s probably a picture like this of every President.

-Giants/Pats Superbowl….Terrible, the Pats are the Yankees of the NFL and the Giants fans are all Yankees fans as well….two worst teams to have in the Superbowl….though at least the bars in the northeast will be kinda fun this Sunday.

-Chicks who give out their numbers at bars and then pretend they have a bf or don’t respond…..Why even give out your number? If you have no intention of seeing the dude again, don’t even give out your number, the guys less likely to thing your a bitch if you say “sorry but i’m not that interested” than if you give him your number and turn him down or don’t answer.

-Coors Light ——-who likes this crap of a beer?

-Cats….they suck.

-Homeless people that pretend the money that they’re asking for isn’t for booze/drugs…..If you tell me the truth I’m more likely to give you money or buy you a beer…but when you say you wanna buy coffee then I see you at the package store later on buying vodka…Just be honest homeless dude.

End of Part 1…Part 2 will be forthcoming when I get to it.

**inessarant comments:

i am going to note that i disagree with some of these because a) i dig cats and b) GMEN are amazing and the fact that they are playing the PATS is going to make this superbowl effing amazing/fun to watch! def. not going to be a boring game. NOTHING ANNOYING BOUT THAT!

ok so its Friday..most are nursing a hangover from last night or trying to just make it to the weekend. it’s also pouring rain so coffee is a MUST RIGHT?!

While driving by a dd on my way to work i always see the same thing…HARDLY any cars in the parking lot BUT THE BIGGEST LINE EVER (cars blocking traffic) for the dunkin donuts drive thru!!!!!!

really people?!?!? are you THAT lazy..it will take less time to get your fat ass out of the car and get your coffee/donut/hash browns WHATEVER you want- if you just park your car and actually go inside!

you waiting in the drive thru line in your car is doing a few things:

1. annoying me 2. blocking traffic 3. making it even harder for those that actually want to park to get through because your dumb honda is in the way 4. you are burning no calories just gas and therefore further polluting our planet with your emissions (ha..idk bout that but could be true)

its just ridiculous to me how lazy people are. its common sense..hmmm dd inside is empty..dd drive thru is about 10 cars deep..hmmmm what should i do? OH I KNOW! i’ll block traffic and just sit there while cars honk at me and scroll through my phone…

DUMB-ASSNESS